Rat Tales

  • Rat Zero leaks roots of the Fuel Rats to FRAC

    ++ If you want to read about who we are, get your paws to the About Us squeak. ++

    Fellow Rat Artists,
    my (very) shiny Rattalooga was just able to intercept the following transmission. We could trace down it's origin to the great Rat Zero, our founder, Surly Badger himself! He seems to deliberately have leaked it to the Fuel Rats Artists Collective, no guarantee what it will do to your synapses, so continue on your ...

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  • Oxygen-depleted, Blink 3

    This is part 3 of CMDR Flynzilla's Oxygen-depleted Rat Story. Read it from the start here.

    “Dispatch, roger your last, friend confirmed, system confirmed, in wing #7 preselecting to R CRA prime, 1 jump, 10 Lyr, dropping in...It’s been fun!”

    As a Fuel Rat we are a non-political movement, we don’t engage in power plays, the petty squabbles, “kill 36 lords of the dark star” stuff, we have a motto ... We have fuel, you don’t, any questions? It is also a statement. We all know the risks involved ...

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  • Oxygen-depleted in 6:30, Blink 2

    This is the second part of CMDR Flynzilla's Rat Story. Read the first part here.

    With renewed vigor, fingers flying over the information board…back out of the function sub-menu, tab across back to status, there at the very bottom, with a yell of victory stabbing at the button like a desperate man.

    Nothing

    Again, to no one in particular ...

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  • Deserves Another

    “Doc, his eyelids moved I think he's coming round.”

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  • Oxygen-depleted in 7:30, Blink 1

    This is the first chapter, Blink 1, of Flynzilla's short story. Enjoy! /Uvelius

    Here I am, Commander Flynzilla, a “vet” (still not totally convinced that messing about in Hazardous Resource sites more times than comfortable counts as being a vet). However, I took to the skies in 3302, learned my lesson at the School of Hard Knocks, graduated from my trusty Sidey to the Maple Leaf (a Cobra Mk3 bedecked in the country of my family's birthplace on Earth), a bit of smuggling in my Diamondback Explorer, finally ended up in the Imperial Clipper, gave some big hits, took a lot bigger hits. Grinning inanely as targets “pancake” (a slow barrel roll in front of me that brings my guns into play) laughing as the bounty credits rolled in.

    It was around this time I thought ...

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  • One Good Turn

    “He's going to live.”

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  • With a Little Help

    “Come in Aitken. Where are you dammit. Just when I need you I can't get you to answer.”

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  • No Particular Place To Go

    “I ain't no hero!”

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  • Within Wheels

    Takes place in the weeks prior to planetary landings being introduced

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  • A Table for Two

    “If you walk this way sir I will show you to your table.”

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